Archive for September, 2006

Quicky

September 27, 2006

Yeah, things aren’t great at the moment, so this is a rush post.

New Talents and Spells are announced, this time for Druids. They’ve been interesting so far, lots of summons and spells from WarCraft 3 that really should have been in it to start with are making appearances. This is nice for some, other classes such as Hunters and Warlocks feel hard done by.

Druids get Treants, can turn themselves into Giant Trees (Thats a new one …) and get an equivalent Kidney Shot. Lucky boys.

Oh … did I mention they can fly now?

Dick suckers.

I saw the Dead or Alive movie. I can’t possibly score it since it was incorrectly named, really it should’ve been called “Eye Candy Martial Arts Babes Go Wild on Remote Desert Island”.

5/10 for effort, cool fighting and Holly Valance with no clothes.

I also saw Night Listener. Weird. 6/10 … I don’t really know what for though.

Well i’ve got to run, can’t be seen in the house I’m not technically allowed to live in now can I?

:p Have a nice run guys, back to normal soon I hope.

<3 Streets of Lego btw Mark, more posts nao.

September 25, 2006

Streets of Lego

…I will also play my emulated games in a cubical lego form.

September 25, 2006

Streets of Rage 2 GEN in 30:43

Amazing. Just amazing. From now on I play all my emulated games slowed down.

Our arrows will blot out the Sun!

September 23, 2006

Then we will fight in the shade.

Oh yes, I just watched the trailer for 300, the movie about the Spartans and the battle of Marathon where 300 Spartan warriors including their King Leonidas fought to the death against 1,000,000 Persians. They all died to the last man, but the Persian casualties were so immense they were also in essence defeated.

I’ll post the .mov link below, you’ll need to right-click and Save As, if the link dries up, tell me and i’ll upload it elsewhere.

Arg … it looks so cool:

http://download.ifilm.com/qt/portal/2773266_300.mov

Favourite Horror Gaming Moment Ever Part 2

September 19, 2006

I would like to quickly introduce you to this new scheme of posts that Mark came up with, first he thinks of a gaming area, substitutes the word “Horror” for that and writes in detail about it. Chilling stuff btw, but I have a considerably poorer memory, so I’ll do my best, sorry for discrepencies.

Max Payne
Part 3 – A Cold Day in Hell
Prologue

Wait, I recognise this place … this is my house, the remains of my previous life and the place where my wife and baby child were brutally killed by thugs high on Valkyre.

Now it really was a Nightmare.

I start to brush along the scenary, checking for things out of place, there was plenty, but even in this nightmare there was still time to stop and consider what went wrong, to look at old photos and remember the good times.

“Max, are you there?”

Oh God no, I flew up the stairs, I knew what was coming.

I tried my luck, entered the bathroom which led straight into my wifes bedroom, 2×4 planks of wood flew out of no-where barricading the door, I lept back in suprise.

On my feet again, I tried the route from the first house phase, the babies room.

I entered and was again met with the shocking and bloody corpse of my baby. His building blocks on the floor, part of the messy scene, freakishly moved to form a sinister warning …

I tried to reach my wife, a soul-destroying puzzle ensued, crawling my way along trails of blood I was horrified, I reached what looked like the end, a phone was ringing and I answered it.

I know that voice.

I enter the room where my wife is, hopefully still alive, only to be met by the scene of my wife dead or dying on the bed, standing over her was … Me.

Favourite Horror Gaming Moment Ever

September 18, 2006

They Hunger – Start of Episode Three

You’ve managed to destroy the crazy Doctor and hopefully the shriff… right? Maybe it was just a dream… thankfully, the Nurse wakes you from your nightmare and you slide gratefully back to sleep.

Then you wake up again hours later, hearing a baby crying. And you know something is horribly wrong.

You’ve levered yourself out of bed, feeling a lot better than you have for days, except for that horrible feeling of fear building in the pit of your stomach. Because this ward is deserted. It’s the middle of night, but still, nobody is here? You can’t find anybody.

And so, you start to make your way through the hospital, searching for anybody you can find, the crying baby in particular. All you can find is a radio, broadcasting something disturbing, about eating your fellow man. And it isn’t easy going getting around. The building exits, in fact most of the doors, are locked. The elevator isn’t working. You can’t go up the stairs because they’ve been boarded up. So you go down.

By now your skin is crawling. Something is very, very wrong.

Trying to open all the doors on the way down to no avail, you reach the basement. The elevator here isn’t working either. Turning on the nearby radio, you start hearing some disturbing preaching, but the signal so bad you can’t really make it out…

“And ye may eat the flesh of kings … and the flesh of mighty men …”

Finding the circuit breaker, you pull the switch and the elevator hums to life. You press the button, but although the door opens, the lift is clearly broken, with a hole in the roof and the cables snapped. But those very cables supply a way up. You start to climb, your intestines flipping over repeatedly in your stomach.

You’re about halfway up when you hear the baby crying again. It’s much closer this time. You stop climbing, and wait until your heart starts beating again. Then you reach the top and jump into the corridor.

At one end there’s another door. Locked. So you go the other way.

You’ve reached the nursery. You tense, knowing something is very wrong about this situation. and then a nearby phone rings.

You pause for a moment, then answer. Whoever it is hangs up.

That’s scary enough.

But why didn’t the nurses try and come out to answer it?

Your hands are trembling.

You try the door to the nursery but it’s locked. Good. You try the other door here, and it opens… but it’s just the staircase you were in earlier. Looking around, you see a button to call the nurse. Well, it can’t hurt, right? Right?

You press the button.

For a long moment, nothing happens.

Then the curtains draw back.

Ah, thank goodness. The nurse is fine. And you can see the bulge in the blankets where the baby is sleeping. The nurse looks at you a bit oddly, but never mind, you’ve been acting a fool, that’s expected. She’ll probably come and talk to you now.

Then the nurse turns around, and you can see the long bloody scratches and teeth marks on her back.

Horrified, you pull back. And she smashes the nursery door down. A zombie. And you have nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide, and nothing to fight with.

The former nurse lurches towards you.

“You’re going to feed the little ones…”

A Novel Proposal

September 10, 2006

How do I follow such an intellectual post? It is tough, but lets give it a go – Might as well since there is a queue for my WoW realm. Bleh.

I just made the 35 minute walk home from a friends house, on such journeys to suplement the fact i’m too poor to buy an MP3 player I just set myself a mini-project to think about, a fairly common one is to conceive an idea for a book and often I spend the entire journey moulding some kind of fantastical world in my mind. In a flash the journey is over and i’m showering, what did I think of you might ask?

Sci-fi near future earth where many of mans physical ailments have been defeated, viruses and diseases are wiped out quicker than species, but one obstacle remains. Mentally Disabled people, a plague man-kind can not overcome.

Imagine the quotes on the back; “Controversial” “I won’t belive my eyes”

That was just the start, but I won’t say more – Spies Everywhere – >.> <.<

On other news, I was quite shocked as I was cruising through Wikipedia the other day, somehow I ended up on David Firth’s entry, not too informative, I think I was trying to find out if he was in fact Devvo, further examination of photographs says – Yes. Anyway, I clicked the link to Burnt Face Man’s entry, the page was titled with “This page has been deleted, and protected to prevent recreation. “

Perculiar … Vandalised perhaps? Or a Joke entry? I was unable to find an answer myself, I checked the Firth Discussion section and I was completely shocked to find how elitist Wikipedia has become. Many believe it should be treated like its the Oxford Official Encyclopedia, that is completely wrong in my opinion. It is supposed to be far more comprehensive than that, although Burnt Face Man probably didn’t deserve their own entry, debating whether or not Firth’s entry should be there is preposterous, he is a widely known and respected flash animator, not only that but he’s had features on several television channels with his Devvo persona.

Wikipedia is becoming far too big for it’s boots, it remains far more comprehensive than any other (paid or free) site on the Internet to my knowledge, but they ought to be careful on that pedastool, its easier to loose favour on the internet than anywhere else.

Ah, my wait in the queue is ending, they’ll ask me to go to Molten Core, i’ll say no.

Ciao.

10 reasons why Ultimate Spider-Man makes no sense…

September 5, 2006

1. Spiderman is not hurt by the punches of ordinary thugs… he’s FUCKING SPIDER-MAN.
2. Thugs cannot block Spider-Man’s punches, as he has spider strength, due to being FUCKING SPIDER-MAN.
3. I doubt even Manhattan has thousands of people hanging from rooftops screaming for help.
4. Venom would never beat Wolverine in a fight, because he’s FUCKING WOLVERINE.
5. Wolverine would never beat Venom in a fight, because he’s FUCKING VENOM.
6. Bullets don’t hurt Venom… because he’s FUCKING VENOM.
7. Throwing a car would not immediately fill every rooftop in the city with cops.
8. I don’t care how well trained Sable is, Spidey has super strength and could easily beat her… because he’s FUCKING SPIDER-MAN.
9. You can’t reach the statue of liberty. In a spider-man game. Yeah, sure.
10. Spider-Man has two arms and two web shooters. Why does he only swing with one?