As I write the end-song to Portal is playing, its now over two days since I purchased The Orange Box and I must say it is everything I had expected, more so in some places. Here’s a brief summary of what I mean:
Half Life 2 & Episode 1 with full commentary in decent graphics is awesome enough, I was expecting at least Deathmatch to make an appearence, but that is alright.
We can break the rest of ‘TOB’ into three pieces, “The Story – Episode 2″, “The Gimmick – Portal” and “The Multiplayer – Team Fortress 2″. Lets talk about Episode 2.
I must admit, the first sections of Episode 2 were extraordinariliy dull. Tunnel after tunnel, cave after cave and filled with those annoying as hell Acid Antlions. A good hour or so in I was wondering when it was really going to start. It started to warm up a bit, as we progressed onto the next series of puzzles involving acquiring a vehicle.
As soon as you get said vehicle it is a whole different game. Open spaces, grand fights and decent numbers of fucking combine. Something the first half of the game seemed fairly devoid of, much to my dismay.
I don’t want to spoil the end of the episode for you, or any of the relevant plot, but rest assured you will not be disappointed. Shock, awe and rage will ensue at various intervals and the “Epic” fight everyone is talking about is good and reasonably difficult. Not COD epic, but definitely epic enough.
Lets talk about Team Fortress 2 a bit. Although, so far, there isn’t a lot I can say about it. You see, 360 users are getting the shaft because of lag and lack of activity at the moment. We are assured a patch is on the way, theres just Microsoft certification left to do.
What I have seen is good though; Sharp stylistic graphics, dynamic and interesting gameplay (not to disimilar to some Ultimate game of Trumps) and interesting map design. Although, its a shame 2Forts is the most played map, because it is arguably not the best.
Balance is an issue though (pre-patch remember) as I think Scouts for one, and Heavy Gunners /w Medics are so ridiculously overpowered. The scout’s advantage may well diminish as latency problems improve, but as things currently stand they can be almost impossible to hit. As for HG + Medic, his high HP and brute force fire power, coupled with the almost overpowered Medic healing gun make him not only a force to contend with, but a practically invulnerable one.
Now, I have left the best (or at least my favourite) till last. Portal. It’s produced by the students who brought you Narbacular Drop (I would hope you’ve tried it by now) and were hired into Valve to produce a similar game in their uber engine.
So far, so good. Uber principle, uber engine. Now the problem with a game with so much potential, is that it will often go wasted. Heck, email me if you want a list of examples. And for the first half dozen or so levels I laughed plenty but admittedly, I wasn’t challenged or particularly intrigued.
Soon enough, it became much more challenging, but you overcome them if you are persistent. You see, the key is in the trailer; You really need to think with Portals. Once you learn how they think you will follow suit soon enough.
Even though I wasn’t expecting much plot besides “I’m an AI – Watch me torture you to death” I was pleasantly surprised. It was entertaining and evocative at the same time. This game MUST be played. Now. By everyone.
Now for a bit of General chatter: The Orange Box is easily worth £40, realistically I would purchase it all for a princely sum of £100~ (if you threw in HL:DM, CS:S and DoD:S) but such is the nature of Valve that they’ll give you pretty much everything.
Sure, I already own HL2 & Episode 1, but why not own it on a 360? With full Commentary? And no Render problems? Ultimately though, PC gamers have a distinct advantage thanks to community maps et al. The true power of the source engine has nothing to do with Valve, but their modding community.
In the future, when my budget catches up with my PC, I will purchase Episode 2, Portal, TF2, L4D, etc again and it will get an even higher score than i’m about to give you simply thanks to the modding community.
Episode 2: 8.8/10
Portal: 9.5/10
TF2: 7.0/10
I Say “The Orange Box is everything I love about Valve.”
One word: Full-Life
It’s: Portal > Half Life 2 > Team Fortress 2
It’s not: Tired > Moddable > Finished yet
Score: 96%
